Fat Beard

Fat Beard (who goes by the pen name Bill Lynch) has been playing RPGs since the 1980s. When not gaming, he wasted time serving in the military and attending college where he studied history, physics, and electrical engineering. He is married with two children and he most enjoys playing paladins, dwarves, half-orcs, necromancers, and warlocks (among others). Whatever mistakes he might have made as a father, his two children enjoy role-playing games.

Helena

Fat Beard's wife (who, for some reason, doesn't like the title "Mrs. Fat Beard) goes by Helena. Before being tricked into marrying Fat Beard, she held jobs as an editor and professor after earning degrees in Sociology, Archaeology, and Anthropology. When she and Fat Beard owned a Friendly Local Gaming Store (FLGS), she kept him from running it into the ground. She prefers playing tanky fighters and thieves (or "rogues" as the kids call them nowadays).

Brian Lootseeker

Fat Beard and Helena's oldest, Brian goes by the pen name Bill Lynch, Jr. He is an experienced player and GM, prefering to play barbarians, half-orcs, and dwarves. Much to his parents' delight, he spent hours as a little guy reading RPG rule books. His father is very proud of him and has thoroughly enjoyed collaborating with Brian on many of the works OTP Games is creating. Brian also wants everyone to know he is "ripped".